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    rt06

    veterán

    a szogletes zarojelbe irt reszeket az erthetoseg kedveert en magam irtam bele a szovegbe

    Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.
    Say you have an axe...
    ...just a cheap one from Home Depot.
    On one bitter winter day you use said axe to behead a man.
    Don't worry...
    ...the man's already dead.
    Maybe you should worry, 'cause you're the one who shot him.
    He'd been a big twitchy guy with veined skin stretched over swollen biceps, tattoo of a swastika on his tongue.
    And you're chopping off his head because even with eight bullet holes in him, you're pretty sure he's about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
    [utolso csapasnal a balta nyele kettetorik]
    You now have a broken axe.
    So you go to the hardware store...
    ...explaining away the dark reddish stains on the handle as barbeque sauce.
    The repaired axe sits undisturbed in your house until the next spring...
    ...when one rainy morning...
    [oklomnyi fereg jelenik meg az asztalon]
    So you grab your trusty axe and chop the thing into several pieces.
    On the last blow, however...
    [a balta elebol letorik egy darab]
    Of course a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store.
    As soon as you get home with your newly-headed axe though...
    You meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year, only he's got a new head stitched on with what looks like plastic weed-trimmer line and wears that unique expression of you're-the-man-who-killed-me-last-winter resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
    So you brandish your axe.
    - That's the axe that slayed me.
    - Is he right?

    es ez meg csak a nyitojelenete a john dies at the end cimu mindfuck-nak

    egyelore meg nem tudom eldonteni, hogy ez most tenyleg jo volt, vagy csak kiegette az agyamat es meg nem fogtam fel, hogy rettenetesen szar...ez az ertekeles meg varat magara

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