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    Reasons hacking is easy for Chuck Norris

    1. Chuck Norris methods doesn’t catch exceptions becuase no one has the guts to throw any at them.
    2. Chuck Norris doesn't use GOTO. Code comes to him.
    3. Chuck Norris never dies. He simply returns 0.
    4. Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands.
    5. Two words: Brute Force.
    6. Chuck Norris doesn’t get compiler errors, the language changes itself
    7. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
    8. Chuck Norris doesn’t program with a keyboard. He stares the computer down until it does what he wants.
    9. There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris’ keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris.
    10. Chuck Norris don’t need paswords to access your system, he simply types * and system gives him access.
    11. Chuck Norris’s keyboard has the Any key.
    12. Chuck Norris can compile syntax errors.
    13. Chuck Norris does not sort. He creates order!
    14. No matter how you encrypt your traffic, Chuck Norris can read it by just looking at the cable. His ears can intercept wifi transmissions.
    15. Each hair in Chuck Norris’s beard contribute to make the world’s largest DDOS.
    16. Chuck Norris’ css uses the kick-box-model
    17. Chuck Norris' program does infinit loops in ~1.3846 seconds
    18. Chuck Norris doesn't need to use an operating system, he manages process resources by hand.
    19. The C in "C language" means Chuck.
    20. It was Chuck Norris that bit the apple in the Apple logo.
    21. Chuck Norris browser doesn't store cookies. It only stores raw meat.
    22. Chuck Norris doesn't need a backup to recover lost files. He forces the universe to go back in time.
    23. Chuck Norris is never shown a login window. The computers sense his awesomeness and automatically log him in with administrator privileges.
    24. Chuck Norris implements “Indestructible”. All the other creatures implements “Killable”.
    25. Chuck Norris extends God.

    Még naagyon sok van :DDD

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