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  Új Válasz 2017-04-27 20:38:37 #38191

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  Centurion -Hail Ceasar.
  Pilate -Hail.
  C -Only one survivor, sir.
  P -Ah. Shlow him to the floohr.
  C -What, sir?
  P -Shlow him to the floohr!
  C -Ah.
  Brian -*Ah!*
  P -Hmh. Now, what is your name, Jew?
  B -Brian, sir.
  P -Bwian, eh?
  B -No, no, Brian. *SLAM!* AUH!
  P -Ohoohohooo! The little wascal has spiwit.
  C -Has what, sir?
  P -Spiwit.
  C -Yes, he did, sir.
  P - No, no, spiwit. Bwavado, a touch of dewwing-do.
  C -Oh.. About 11, sir.
  P - So... You dawe to waid us?
  B -To what, sir?
  P -Stwike him, centuwion, very woughly.
  B -*SLAM!*AAAH!
  C -Oh, and shlow him to the floohr, sir?
  P -What?
  C -Throw him to the floor again, sir?
  P -Oh, yes. Shlow him to the floohr, please.
  B -*bong*AHH!
  P -Now, jewish rapscallion, ...
  B -I'm not Jewish. I'm a Roman.
  P -A Whoman?
  B -No, no, Roman! *slam* AAA!
  P -So, your father was a Whoman? Who was he?
  B -He was a centurion, in the Jerusalem garrison, sir.
  P -Wheally? What was his name?
  B -Naughtius Maximus.
  C -*BWAHHHAHAHA*
  P -Centurion, do you have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
  C -Well, no, sir.
  P -Well, you sound very sure. Have you checked?
  C -Well, no, sir. I think it's a joke, sir. Like "Sillius Soddus" or "Biggus Dickus", sir.
  P -What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?
  C -Well, it's a joke name, sir.
  P -I have a very gweat fwiend in Whome called Biggus Dickus.
  Guard1 -*pppfffrrrhhrmmm*
  P -SILENCE! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school very quickly... with rotten behaviour like that.
  B -Can I go now, sir? *SLAM* AH!
  P -Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
  G1 -*PPPFFFRRHHHH*
  P -Right! Take him away!
  C -Ah, sir, he...
  P -No, no, I want him fighting whabid wild animals within a week!
  C -Yes, sir. Com on, you.
  G1 -*Hahaha, hooohhooo*
  P -I will not have my fwiends ridiculed by the common soldiery! ... Anybody else feel like a little... ...giggle... ...when I mention my fwiend... ...Biggus... ...Dickus?
  G2 -* >.<' * *frhhhgm*
  P -And what about you? Do you find it risible...
  G3 -* *
  P -...when I say the name... ...Biggus...
  G3 -*uuum*
  P -...Dickus?
  G4/G2 -*krhmhmhm*
  P -He has a wife, you know.
  G2 -* *
  P -You know, what she's called?
  G2/G4 -*shake*
  P -She's called... ...Incontinentia. ... Incontinentia Buttocks.
  G2/G4 -*FFRRRGGHHHFSRP*
  P -SHUT UP! WHAT IS ALL THS?
  G3 -*BWAHAHAHAAA*
  P -I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS ROWDY-REBEL, SNIGGERING BEHAVIOUR!
  Every Guard *HAHAHA, HUHUHUU*
  P -SILENCE! YOU CALL YOURSELVES CENTURION GUARDS? ... SEIZE HIM! SEIZE HIM! BLOW YOUR NOSES AND SEIZE HIM!

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