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  • VladimirR

    nagyúr

    tizparancsolat:

    "Then Ceiling Cat spoked all them werds:

    I iz Ceiling Cat An I iz Top Cat, An I broughted u out of hawt lend wit no cheezbrgrs for hard werk at all

    No can has other ceiling cat!! U gotz other Ceiling Cat, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes.

    If u try be Ceiling Cat of any of mai creayshunz up in floaty skai, down in erth or in watr or I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes. If u think faek Ceiling Cat iz Ceiling Cat, I mek u ded An ur kittens ded An if yur kittenz have kittenz, dey be ded too, for being stupid. If not I wuv u An all ur lotz uf kittenz!

    U sez Ceiling Cat bad, I shoot yous wit mah lazer eyes, cuz I dun liek it. Srsly.

    Remembur caturday An keep holy. U werk 6 dais An finish werk, K? Caturday, u no werk. U An all ur peepz go wrship me. And, if yu beez gudd, I maks it so yu can stays home and do alla stuffs yu wanted tu doos. I maded heavenz An erth An see An the stuff that does teh funney hoppey stuffz in An on it - so I make it holy cuz I no werk.

    Bez u good to papa An mama so u has long lief.

    U no maek peepz ded! Srsly!

    U no maek sexxes wit other gurlz or menz than ur wief (so no awsum treesum alowed!).

    U no taek stuffs for free if not getz for free.

    U no tell bad stuff about ur neibor.

    U no wantz neibor stuff! No wief, no gurlz, no menz, no animulz, NO BUKKITZ! DEY NOT UR BUKKITZ, K? dey da LOLrus' bukkits."

    szerk.: huje rios

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